If you like your music with a touch of peroxide blonde and a body as skinny as a third world chicken, then be sure to check out the latest offering from Canadian singer Avril Lavigne: Avril Lavigne Blogs. All yours for only $29.95! but wait, there’s more…..every blog comes with pictures of Avril and Avril’s name, perfect for that 14 year old boy who hasn’t realised yet that girls larger than a size 6 can be attractive as well.

And there’s plenty of quality to be had to, check out this enthralling post from mjwjr68 blog;

I’ve been completely blown away by her voice since the first time I heard her. When I first saw her on TV, I was struck by her wish-she-was-the-girl-next-door looks. It doesn’t stop there - I’ve seen her on most (if not all) of her talk show appearances. She seems so sweet and down-to-earth, yet onstage, she can rock with the best of them. She’s truly a unique gem. And she’s only on her second album. She’s only just begun; and I look forward to all her future work.

Ms Lavine was unavailable for comment for this story, but a spokesperson for the singer said that Ms Lavines response to the teens that are now blogging under her name was “like, whatever…”