Jason Calacanis needs your help. Aside from an appalling sense of style and being the only one beside a pool in Hawaii wearing this many clothes, Jason suffers from a terrible syndrome: pasty white man syndrome, the same disease that affects
child molester pop star Michael Jackson. But with your generous support, united, together, we can help Jason cope better with his affliction. Treatments such as fake tanning lotion help sufferers of pasty white man syndrome lead a healthy, normal life without having to cover themselves in appalling garments whilst in Hawaii. To help, please send your donations of fake tanning products to:
The Jason Calacanis Appeal
2200 Colorado Avenue, Suite 729, Santa Monica, CA 90404 USA.
Donations are not tax deductible but if you ask very nicely you might be able to land a blog writing gig at Weblogs Inc.