More meat, less straws, Cox to stay at Nicks side says man of Steele

The second chapter of the Days of Gawker Media soap opera is being written with our hero, Ana Marie Cox strongly being rumoured to be leaving Melrose Wonkette Place as she pursues exciting new career options including finding new staffers to party with, has a change of heart as the man of Steele confirms that she won’t be going any where.

Gawker Media owner Nick Denton, still recovering from the pie he claims never hit him, rubs his hands with glee at the prospect of more sex and sin from a top Capitol Hill, as a menacing version of Kylie Minogues “I’m spinning around” plays in the background.