Paul Short over at BlogLogic has launched a new comment policy for his network:

“I’m a complete and utter bastard, this is my freakin blog and before you comment you agree that I have the right to zap anything I feel is inappropriate, because you do not have the right to take me down by posting illegal stuff, spam, or any other junk in my comments. Plus, if you’re a comment spammer and I ever meet you in person, I’ll bitch-slap you up side the head with a rubber surgical glove filled with dog poop until the inevitable happens.”