Hilarious stuff from the world of blog spamming with leading spam blog promoter Rick Butts warning clients by email and on his blog (rel=”nofollow”used) about the proposed “Flag Day” on Google’s Blogger.
Butts warns his clients that he has always advocated not being in the Blogger Index to start with (ie accessible using the “next” button) but even more hilariously tries to play the innocent victim facing a wild mob of evil “dogooders” (his words).
Some choice quotes (WARNING!!: you will laugh and laugh long and loud once you read this)
…When they find an offending blog – they gleefully report it to Blogger as spam and giggle and dance and pat themselves on the back for being such wonderful people…Maybe they even Blog about how many “kills” they make. Now THAT is valuable blogging, isn’t it? Don’t you want to read this important content?…..I have never understood people who want so badly to mess with other people, who will volunteer the precious time of their lives, in order to mess someone else up – instead of, uh, something productive…..I’m sure they spend a good deal of time posting to forums, and forwarding dumb emails, and reporting spam. They remind me of the “Lane Monitors” you see on the freeway….The folks who get in the fast lane and drive exactly 1 mile under the speed limit forcing every faster car to pass on the right. And they will lock into this mode for miles because “they are right.”….To them I say – get a life.
Mr Butts, to you we say: rot in hell! Lucky for you flag day has got as much chance of being successful as the Bush Administration has of defending the response to Hurricane Katrina!