Vale Kerry Packer, Welcome to our Scientology Overlord
Kerry Francis Bullmore Packer, Australia’s richest man (Rupert’s American now after all) and owner of one of Ausrtalia’s largest media and gambling empires Publishing and Broadcasting Ltd (owners of the 9 network, ACP Magazines, Crown Casino to name but a few) passed away last night at the age of 68. More coverage at the Sydney Morning Herald.
I for one would like to welcome James Packer to the helm of PBL and promise to not make too many jokes about the fact that the Church of Scientology now controls one of Australia’s largest media empires. We’ve heard on the grapeview that National Nine News is going to include a salute every night to the Xenu, and well as replacing those overnight happy clappy christian shows with Scientology sessions. I particularly look forward to what our politicians will do now that they have to brown nose to a scientologist. Will Scientology be promised as Australia’s new national religion by the party that want’s the most positive coverage in the press? Will Ricky Ponting turn to Scientology to help the Australian Cricket team….interesting times ahead!
Scientology obviously doesn’t do much for your memory – either that or James has the onset of a serious disease that affects the memory.
The amount of important information he failed to remember at the Onetel trial really should be a matter of concern.
I’m pretty sure it has been reported for the last 12 months that James is no longer involved in Scientology.
Or is that just what they want you to believe? mwah ha ha…
This sounds like one of those “end of Days” apocalyptic warning signs…
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Free Xenu from his intergallactic prison!