‘Twas The Blog Before Christmas…
Twas the blog before Christmas,
When all through the server
Not a spam bot was stirring,
Not even a flammer
The template was all designed with care,
In hopes that a blog update would soon appear.
The editors had written articles ahead
While visions of paychecks danced in their heads
I tweeted geeks both familiar and unknown
And Facebooked loved ones on my iPhone
When all of a sudden there arose such a clatter,
I logged into the server to see what was the matter.
The site was crawling at a very slow pace
Was I just Digged by the entire human race?
I checked Google Analytics to see my stats
It pulled yesterday’s report, so that ended that
For I needed to see why my blog was so slow
So I loaded up Sitemeter in order to know
But the stats revealed nothing out of the blue
So I shouted “It must be hacker–or two!”
I checked the IP logs to find an anomoly
But all the addresses were pointing back at me
Then a thought occured that made me dread
“They’re hotlinking my image, in order to embed
A photo of mine without giving me credit
Stealing my bandwidth instead of using Photobucket”
But the server reported that this wasn’t so
Making me frantic (for I needed to know)
“If it wasn’t hackers, hotlinkers or Digg traffic
Then what was making my blog catastraphic!”
I posted on forums, seeking wisdom and advice
Then who should appear Guru Ma.tt (who’s nice)
He gave me a emoticon wink, plus a grin
And said “Did you forget to check your plugins?”
The wisdom was perfect! I had been a fool
To ignore the plugins that I use as a tool
To enhance my blog beyond it’s design
That could be increasing the page loading time
Many minutes later the culprit was found
A plugin that updated that wasn’t sound
That caused my weblog to load half way
So I deactivated the plugin without delay
And now the blog loads up quick and fast
So the readers can enjoy great content at last
And now I can go to bed, shouting with delight
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
Happy Holidays from everyone here at Splashpress Media, and of course the Blog Herald!
Thanks for the holiday wishes! I love your poem, haha, very creative idea for blogging on Christmas! Check out The Net Fool for the top five holiday-induced websites for 2009, there are definitely some fun sites to check out :)
Wish you all and happy holiday….
Like your post and really creative.
The poem which you written immersed me to read very much.
You totally cover basic web with poem.[which each blogger using daily]
Oh! Finally he find the problems due to plugin and resolve it.
Happy New Year! Excellent holiday post. I haven’t seen anyone else put that much work into one. :)
Loved the poem! I hope you have had a very enjoyable holiday season :)
Thank you very match!!! Add to favorites